Perks Entertainment!

Saturday evening a few kids in the pool, and I am working on dinner.  My oldest and my second oldest are discussing J Step Gainers..I was hey I can do a gainer...they are like yeah right.. I can I use to be on a diving team...So they proceed with thei discussion and walk outside.

Next thing you hear is you broke your wrist dude...I turned around and sure enough Blake my second oldest wrist is just hanging there..Why do you have to do these things when I am always making dinner and your Aunt isn't working....Why?  So, poor Henry working on midnight shifts this week has to take him in until I finish dinner and work my way up there.  I race my dupa up there and My Honey and Blake are acting stupid.. OMG...but its a father/son bond in those moments.  No wonder I live in a padded room with out the pads....LOL

So, X-ray hauls them down and I all hear about is the Hot Chick taking his picture...way too much male smack going on in this crib.  Some one save me!  When the pediatric doctor comes into the room says, didn't I just fix your toes like 6 months ago?  What did you do this time.. So, while trying to explain it My Honey said just get up and show us.... and Blake not thinking started to get up.  Can't take them anywhere.

It turned out he broke his wrist in the radius bone and its a clean break. They put a splint on him until I go to Children's.  It seems in the past year I have spent most of my time in hospitals, schools, doctors offices, and dentist..Will it ever end? 

If you do not know what a J-Step Gainer is:  Look Inside!

Well, since cell phones are the issue right now lets twist it up a knotch.....BAM!

Holy cow that is bold...oops much better. Now, can everyone read this?  Jbyrd, Jim? 

How many of you take lots of pictures from your cell phone and use them.  For example sometimes I can get great snapshot from my phone and upload to my pc and use for AV, post card, Letterhead..ha...lately here my cell phone pics have been jammin' mon.  Got so excited I even added my email addy for these special moments.  Really I got tired of typing in my email address every time I sent a pic. Its called contact list.

Now, yesterday I took 3 pics and I swore I emailed them all to me but I am missing one.  Guess I will have to resend it.  Let me tell ya.. you can't see a dog gone thing in the sun outside, with a cell phone, in the sun..your all ready blind and my sunglasses only cost me a whompin $1.  When I opened up those pictures.......Wow, do I have a tan! 

Kids just don't seem to understand the concept of pitching in/chores.  For almost 7 years my dishwaser broke and I be damn if I am going to invest when I have 12 hands for the dirty job.  Dishes, what is it with dishes? I have no problem doing them if some one stacks for me.  I figure if you use them to feed your face or quench the thirst then by golly gee pitch in.

Out of 4 boys my youngest will always do something with out asking, but if he skips town OMG all the other brothers go crazy. Which in the long run is vice versa but they are blind to that.

Check this out:  My Mommy calls me Tuesday night about a dishwasher.  My sister purchased a dishwasher probably 3 weeks ago and well ended up with a better deal from a friend.  So, my mommy tells me for a little labor over at her house she would buy that dishwasher off my sister.  Ok, I am up for that, so at 10 pm Tuesday evening my honey goes to my sisters picks up a dishwasher and by midnight woo hoo my first loads goes in.  Yeah Baby! No one wants to unload it now. Get with the program!

Now, my kids use to complain everday  about stacking or just helping me out about doing dishes.  I can do dishes for 2 weeks straight and say ok, its some one elses turn.  If I choose a kid they will bicker and say I did them last time.  Yeah Right!

All I ask them is to pitch in for 1 hour a day and pick up after themselves then you all have  the rest of the day to jack around as you please.  But that is hard labor for them.  If they can not handle the pressure mommy gives them then how they going to survive the pressures of a boss that likes to play Micro Manager?

Henry works long hours, swing shift now for over 10 years and he should not be cutting grass on his day off. That is the boys job.  I use to have the grass cut every friday so my daddy could come home and lush his weekend away.

The taxi bill...from my pocket yes, but they think you can drive them from this state to that state.  Hey btw, how far would you drive to go out of state? 

My kids do not get allowance but they feel if they take out trash that was worth $5. I use to shine my daddy's shoes for $.50 a pair and I thought that was big green.

As of Tuesday the Henry VIII saga continues.  I read this book before purchasing this movie and did they really BOOGEDY out their daughters to gain power and luxuries during court.  What is sad that a mother has no power or say over the choices the choice the men make for their ladies.  The worse of it all is that they will take almost every family member down with them just to achieve security of what?  When you are called to court back in the day it was not by choice.. You are summoned no matter the cost for what entertainment that leads to turmoil.  I don't think I would like to be living back in that era.  Not saying I would be one of the Ladies in Waiting / or Mistress to the King.  But, women had no say back then.  We were just pawns being used to gain power for our family.  Do you think with all the luxuries and money you can truley be happy. 

After doing research on the last Tudor days I must admit and say Queen Katherine of Aragon was righteously the first and best Queen of that era.  Its sads how she was over thrown for Anne Bolelyn but history had marked its moment in the time line. 

But, with all the children Henry VIII produced only one heir ended up reigning for 45 years, and that child was Anne Bolelyn and Henry VIII daughter: known as Queen Elizabeth I.

1.  Swimming Pool Raft  :  Have a Good Day.......Just so Bru can zoom in on us

2.  Git Sum Tank Tops:  Its Summer and I want to Look Good

3.  Fox2 Fans Rock PJ's :    So I can sleep and walk across the street in the morning for my java with my favorite neighbor. 

That is all I can come up with right now.  I will even help pay for the Pool Raft if you order it.  I think I been a good girl and deserve that special prize.  HA!

Yes, that is my hard hat too.  My brother sent me this shirt as a joke.

My honey and I went  out tonight at our finest local tavern Jessi's Hideout.  During our dart playing games a good friend of ours who is a student teacher gave us a "slang " workshop. 

Cutting:  Which in our days meant cutting in line.  Today it means I am going to cut you with a knife.  So the new slang term for cutting in line is:  Jimping

Swass:  OMG this is a classic which means: sweat and a$s

Bass:  means body order and a$s

Back in my day we just said you stink take a bath now and then.   Yep, that is cruel, but its better being called Swass or bass.

Bass:  I thought was a fish

Will these new slang terms make the grade? 

 =)

That time has begun for us...Our swimming pool should be installed sometime this month, and we are preparing for it.  Deck building parties look really good in our future. 

I never made a New Year's Resolution only because I break them fast as I say I will stop.   Just wondering how many out there still going strong on theirs. 

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Over the weekend I was over at my parents house spring cleaning and getting her all prettied for the big Easter Sunday.  My mother is a heavy reader and I know I can be at times.  However, this woman can blow me away.  She can purchase 3 books today and have 1 read in a day and almost done with the 2nd one.  Between my sister and myself she passes these books along to us  which I am 2 shopping bags behind.  We were discussing books , novels when my mom changing the subject on Obama and he reminds her of the Anit-Christ.  What???  You remember the " Left Behind Series" which I do... my mom continues if you watch Obama on tv he is always raising his arms and she which brought up those books. Funny how a book series can bring up topics just by remembering what you have read then viewing an acting party. And people think I am a satanist.  HAHA!  The genes are boiling.

She does like him that is the only flaw she has with him now. All over reading books. 

Can you point her out?