Very Funny!
Scooterman pulls up next to a doctor at a traffic light.
looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of
car ya got there?"
The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"
"That's a lot of money.", says Scooterman. "Why does it cost so much?'"
"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the doctor proudly.
Scooterman asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
"No problem." replies the doctor.
So Scooterman pokes his head in the window and looks around.
Then, sitting back on his Moped, says, "That's
a pretty nice car, all right..but I'll stick with my Moped!"
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show Scooterman
just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 3 seconds the
speedometer reads 60 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view
mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it
could be and suddenly WHHOOOOSSSSHHH!
Something whips by him going much faster! 'What on earth could be going
faster than my Ferrari?' the doctor asks himself.
He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 100 mph. Then, up
ahead of him, he sees that it's Scooterman on the Moped! Amazed that
the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the
Moped at 125 mph and He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and
sees Scooterman gaining on him AGAIN!
Astounded by the speed of Scooterman, he floors the gas pedal and
takes the Ferrari all the way up to 160 mph. Not ten seconds later, he
sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and
there's nothing he can do!
Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the
rear end. The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably Scooterman is
still alive. He runs up to the mangled body of Scooterman and says, "I'm a
doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you?"
Scooterman whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your side view
mirror!!!
Have a Good Day!
Skyfox
I need some new ideas! What are some good sites around town to shoot?
SKYFOX
