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by connie3212 from St. Charles

Last Post 211 days, 13 hours Ago

No enemies

Apr 22, 2008 | 9:54 AM
Category: Entertainment

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All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'
80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question.
All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'
I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'

'Ninety-eight.' she replied.

'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'

The little sweetheart old lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation and said
:

"I outlived the Bit#%es"

9 Comments | Add a Comment

Apr 22, 2008 | 10:03 AM

lol....she was too mean to die....

connie3212

Apr 22, 2008 | 10:07 AM

I had to post this one. Imapayne emailed it to me and you know me, I love posting jokes and such....

imapayne

Apr 22, 2008 | 10:15 AM

See, they posted it. LOL But they won't the electric fence one. I sent that to my wasband. I hope he's crossing his legs and groaning. LOL

connie3212

Apr 22, 2008 | 10:29 AM

LMAO Imapyane.....wasn't that nasty?

imapayne

Apr 22, 2008 | 1:00 PM

This joke was sent to me from my sister in-law who is a quadroplegic. Her body may not work but she comes up with the best jokes.

IbKat

Apr 22, 2008 | 1:52 PM

she was on a mission thats for sure

harp

Apr 22, 2008 | 6:49 PM

LOL that was funny...

LadyCardFan

Apr 22, 2008 | 8:36 PM

LOL LMAO

suzseeq

Apr 23, 2008 | 3:54 AM

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