andyandeye's Blog

BARACK OBAMA:

 The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MC CAIN:

 My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:

When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me......

 DR. PHIL:

 The problem we have here is that this chicken don't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.

OPRAH:

Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W. BUSH:

 We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL:

Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...

ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:

We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY:

 Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

 NANCY GRACE:

That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN:

To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART:

No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS:

Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:

 To die in the rain. Alone.

JERRY FALWELL:

Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?' That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.

GRANDPA:

 In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS:

 Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE:

It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON:

Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

 BILL GATES:

 I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% .........reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:

Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON:

I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE:

 I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS:

Did I miss one?

DICK CHENEY:

Where's my gun?

AL SHARPTON:

Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

Why in the world doesn't Clinton concede already?!!

Seriously, is she THAT dense?  It's obvious what the majority of America wants in a Dem candidate!!!!


ANYONE?

This is in response to Brian..  Who's comments are off for whatever reason....

 

PDA - (Public display of affection) has gone too far. Eureka High School has now passed a rule against this right. Any student seen hugging, kissing, or holding hands on the school campus will have there picture taken and sent home to there parents. Then they will be escorted to the office where they will be written up and receive a double detention (or more depending on the offense). This rule is simply ridiculous, you can't expect people in the High School age group to not hug, hold hands, or kiss. I belive this rule simply causes more rebellion which is what the parents and staff are most trying to avoid. Enough was enough when students were being punished in school for doing things they don't think is right at home. This whole rule came about at an event in school where two female sophomores were caught in the school bathroom "in close quarters" with eachother. In other words it is assumed that they were having sex. The two females were then suspended after threatening a teachers life who caught them. How is punishing a youth as a whole going to solve anything? No good can come of this rule. I can only hope that the media grabs ahold of this story and reveals it for the blaspemy it is. A recent poll here --> http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/21096730 <-- shows that 80% of the nation agrees with the young youth that this loss of rights has gone too far. Fox 2 news, please do your job and reveal to the rest of the public the abomination that is going on.

I do NOT think this rule is ridiculous.   NO WAY.  I went to a Catholic HS and this was a rule for us 15 years ago.  The military does NOT allow PDA, and neither do most work places.  The sooner kids learn how to respect other people and their own bodies as well, the BETTER!

As far as your 80%  how many of those in the poll were 21 and younger?  Just curious.

I also think this is a GREAT topic for discussion.  That's why I copied your post....

Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards told a labor group that he would ask Americans to make a big sacrifice: their sport utility vehicles. "I think Americans are actually willing to sacrifice," Edwards said Tuesday during a forum held by the International Association of Machinists and Aerospace Workers. "One of the things they should be asked to do is drive more fuel efficient vehicles." The former North Carolina senator was asked specifically if he would tell them to give up their SUVs, he said, "Yes."

 

 

 I drive a 2004 Explorer.  We are a family of 5.  We can't afford a new car.  Much less the payments on this one.  Is Edwards going to front me money for the down payment? How about the taxes that we're required to pay?

 

Is there a more fuel efficient car that will haul 6 people, all our camping gear, and be able to tow a trailer?  I don't think so.

 

This is a ridiculous statement to say the least.   Normal Americans need a larger car in order to complete daily tasks like running 4 kids to school every day.  And hauling groceries for a family of 5 home.