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The Schankman Cometh

by PaulSchankman

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Need u 2 help!
Apr 26, 2007 | 2:03 PM
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Hi bloggers!

I am working on a top secret "What's The Deal" report and I need your help.

For reasons I can't explain but that will become clear when the story airs, I need a few thought provoking questions from viewers to include in the story, with full credit of course to the authors.

Things like "why does one sock always seem to dissappear in the dryer," etc.

Can you help....pleeeeeeese!

 

 

 

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GOOTS read my blog view my photos
May 1, 2007 | 2:41 PM

Does it have to refer to laundry???
Or just curious minds want to know questions?
=o)
jeanette read my blog view my photos
May 1, 2007 | 2:52 PM

Why do my relatives say don't take a wooden Nickel when I leave..I have heard this all my life and still can't figure out why?Is there such a thing as a wooden nickel?I already ask my family and they say it is because that is what grandpa or uncle Joe.etc. always said.What's the deal?
SERVANTOFCHRIST read my blog view my photos
May 1, 2007 | 3:03 PM

Why is it that anything you are looking for is always in the last place you look? Why keep on looking once you find it so it is always in the last place you look.
SERVANTOFCHRIST read my blog view my photos
May 1, 2007 | 3:05 PM

Why does a dog spin around before laying down?
SERVANTOFCHRIST read my blog view my photos
May 1, 2007 | 3:08 PM

Why is it that when you buy a special plant for your garden and "baby it"---it dies
And the weeds you pull,spray and dig up----thrives as if it was on vacation
SERVANTOFCHRIST read my blog view my photos
May 1, 2007 | 3:15 PM

Why is it that when working on a car ,you always drop a ....screw..nut..tool.. in the only place that a human can't get to ?
Bye the way Paul , I have always ejoyed your work!
God Bless
SERVANTOFCHRIST read my blog view my photos
May 1, 2007 | 3:16 PM

Why is it that when working on a car ,you always drop a ....screw..nut..tool.. in the only place that a human can't get to ?
Bye the way Paul , I have always ejoyed your work!
God Bless
Angelfire63663 read my blog view my photos
May 1, 2007 | 3:40 PM

Why does a watched pot never boil ? Yet turn your back and it boils all over the stove?
Manosteele read my blog
May 1, 2007 | 3:52 PM

When I am not able to connect to the internet at home and I call tech support, why am I always given the option to solve my problem by connecting to the providers internet site to user their self help options?
VegasGirl read my blog view my photos
May 1, 2007 | 3:55 PM

Why does a magnet lose its power over time?

Do fish drink water?

Why do spoiled cans of food swell?

What makes a Mexican jumping bean jump?

There you go Paul :)
labrat read my blog view my photos
May 1, 2007 | 5:04 PM

why do the instruments at work always break down at 1830 on a friday night?
how do keys always end up in the bottom of the purse?
eok1
May 1, 2007 | 5:14 PM

I always hear about the dryer eating a sock however that does not happen to me. What I do notice about the dryer is that I might have about 5 different pairs of socks in the dryer -when the dryer stops most often than not the mates will be right next to the correct sock. Go figure.
spikerchick17 read my blog view my photos
May 1, 2007 | 5:56 PM

Why do birds sit on electric wires and not get hurt?
Fireman33 read my blog view my photos
May 1, 2007 | 6:01 PM

Why lint in a dryer catches fire?

Answer: Dummies don't clean the vents LOL

Be safe hang your laundry outside and let the sun dry it. Your whites will be whiter!!

Mike Ellington Fireman33
kelly_l_1969 read my blog view my photos
May 1, 2007 | 6:01 PM

why does your left hand itching mean you are gonna get money?
why does your right hand itching mean you are gonna shake hands with someone?
why does your foot itch when you are gonna step on strange ground?
why does your nose itch when you are gonna get company?
why does your ears itch when someone is talking about you?
Fireman33 read my blog view my photos
May 1, 2007 | 6:02 PM

spiker

because they are not grounder!

Be safe don't stand in water and hold electric in your hand!

Mike Ellington Fireman33
Fireman33 read my blog view my photos
May 1, 2007 | 6:08 PM

kelly_l_1969
May 1, 2007 | 6:01 PM why does your left hand itching mean you are gonna get money?

Its because you need to take a bath LOL

why does your right hand itching mean you are gonna shake hands with someone?

That's because your left brain active LOL

why does your foot itch when you are gonna step on strange ground?

Because your washers did'nt rise out all the soap LOL

why does your nose itch when you are gonna get company?

It don't mean that! it means your not telling the truth . LOL

why does your ears itch when someone is talking about you?

Be cause you can hear the lies their telling about you LOL

Be safe

Mike Ellington Fireman33
kathymc read my blog view my photos
May 1, 2007 | 6:24 PM

Why does your mother tell you that when you drop your dish rag it means someone's coming to visit?
kathymc read my blog view my photos
May 1, 2007 | 6:25 PM

Why is it when you tell people there are billions of stars they'll believe you, but when you tell them that paint is wet, they have to touch it to believe it?
kathymc read my blog view my photos
May 1, 2007 | 6:27 PM

Why is it that when you put something hot into a thermos it keeps it hot and when you put something cold into the same thermos it keeps it cold. How do it know??????????
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PaulSchankman

I've been hanging out at Fox 2 since I was a kid, and my mom used to drag me to be in the audience at The Charlotte Peters show. Now they pay me to show up. Amazing. Even more amazing, I've been here now for 23 years. I'll keep you posted on what I'm working on, offer the occassional odd thought, and since I enjoy live theater and dining out (does it show?) when I see something or eat somewhere wonderful I'll tell you about it. My two dogs might offer an occassional comment as well. (that's Luca on the left, and Fanny, the little sassy one.) Let the blogging begin! Luca says "arf."

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