The headline reads.....Paris Hilton is fine after her first night in jail. Oh, I was so worried about her. She must've missed at least one party and what about her hair, nail and makeup appointments? Paris probably had a hard time wondering why she was put in a cell without her "cell" phone. Well, duh. What if Nicole calls?
Not to worry Paris. I hear that they may close down Rodeo Drive for your homecoming parade. What a wonderful event that will be. Let's all go shine up our Bentleys and stock up on caviar because Paris Hilton will be back on the streets in 3 more weeks!
We miss you Paris. You give us something to laugh about.
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mr_wildflower
Jun 5, 2007 | 1:53 PM |
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titaniumtraction
Jun 6, 2007 | 11:09 AM |
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rosie
Jun 20, 2007 | 12:03 PM |
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Call me a liberal. Call me a radical. Or call me just plum crazy. OK, so maybe some of my opinions are off the wall but you gotta laugh people!! Life is too short to take things so seriously.
Member Since: 12/18/2006