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To quote the great GG Allin:

 I’m (This blog ) not into religion, or political at all, I don’t give a F*%# what Reagan (Bush) does, I just wanna drink, fight and f…

I’m rambling again, but I digress. If you live outside of a newsroom you probably missed John McCain’s speech Wednesday in Michigan, before which the crowd was treated to some good old fashioned top 40 hip-hop.

He came out to the Black Eyed Peas “Lets Get it Started” which sans radio edit is titled “Let’s Get Retarded”— seems more appropriate to stick with the original version, stitch face. Not because of your political slant, but because you tried to ban my second love, MMA, in its infancy. Look it up: No one has died during a sanctioned MMA bout, how many boxers have died in the ring?

Your wife being made foxy again after that $50K tune up (in fact she looks like a retired porn star, which many in the MMA fanbase can appreciate) may have you feeling good vibrations,  but that does not grant you license to close your speech with Marky Mark’s 1991 chart-topper.

True, nothing gets a crowd of privileged white folk riled up like the rap jams (note to McC’s campaign manager: this is only true to privileged white folk born after 1972.), but for my generation’s sake, please stick to the Dixieland Fox Trot you’re used to.