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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Jun 20, 2008 | 12:01 PM
Category: Entertainment
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  The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning.  

As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores. As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine.

One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in. Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.

'Hello!...Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me? Hello!'

For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, 'Hello! Is anyone down there?' Just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint voice from deep within the mine, singing . . ..

'Vote for Barack Obama! - Vote for Barack Obama!'

Snow White fell to her knees, crossed herself and prayed, 'Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive...

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KittyKatz read my blog view my photos
Jun 20, 2008 | 12:02 PM

A woman was driving along, not paying attention, and accidentally ran into the car in front of her when it stopped abruptly. She got out to get to check the damage, and lo and behold a dwarf got out of the other car, and stomped back angrily, saying:

"I am NOT happy!"

To which she replied "Well, which one are you then?"
KittyKatz read my blog view my photos
Jun 20, 2008 | 12:03 PM

Snow White received a camera as a gift. She happily took pictures of the Dwarfs and their surroundings. When she finished her first batch she took the film to be developed. After a week or so she went to get the finished photos. The clerk said the photos were not back from the processor.

Needless to say, she was disappointed and started to cry. The clerk, trying to console her, said,

"Don't worry. Someday your prints will come".
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