AprilSimpson's Blog

one time some friends had a police officer call me at home 8am on a sunday morning and told me to meet him outside by my car because it was reported that my car was used in a robery the night before. i stood out there freezing waiting for the police to show up then the phone rang and i went back inside to answer the phone and it was the police officer laughing with my friends laughing in the back ground.

put some cow crap on his chair and push it under his desk, hopefully he wont look when he pulls it out to sit down.

... if ya want me to send him a care package, if ya know what i mean, like some dead mice, or some dog du, just ask april, i'll do it and then the presure will be off ya

gotta find some weak points about him, what scares him, what ticks him off, you know that type of stuff. Then have some fun with it.

dont read this tim - how bout a drawer full of spiders? makes men weak - Have his wife help u steal his car from the parking lot and hide it in the hospital garage and give him hints to make him hunt it down. do a fear factor food .... endless have fun

Sewrve him some grasshoppers and tell him they are crawdads.
Sorry Tim. We cajuns need to stick together, But April is just so dang fine!

That was so funny, so you're a pyromaniac. I would have never guessed that about you. I would'nt barbecue for labor day cus you might get arrested. I liked it when you beat tim in the cook off. Far as the practical jokes, I won't say exactly how to get him back but, you will have to get him back when he least suspect it. Try to think like he thinks. The prey will have to become the predator. Long as you don't send him to the hospital, I think you can come up with a good idea. On another note. I always thought the phrase was its on like donkey kong. But to each is it on own.

well we can kidnap him on Halloween and bury him up the neck in my graveyard. I could use a real prop for once

You could get some chocolate covered bugs and put them into a normal candy box and leave it right in the open for Tim to see. Im sure he would go for the bait just like a fish and we know you like fishing. I could see him smiling cause he ate the last piece with chocolate guts hanging out of his teeth. ROFL@Tim

Ok you need his wifes help for this one. Rent a car that look just like his. While he is inside at work switch cars and let the fun begin!