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On the heels of the discussion on The View this last week: l bet this doesn't go very far on the email circuit. Unfortunately, it is so very true.........

Proud To Be White

Someone finally said it.

How many are actually paying attention to this?

There are African Americans,

Mexican Americans,

Asian Americans,

Arab Americans,

Native Americans, etc.

.....And then there are just -

Americans..

You pass me on the street

and sneer in my direction.

You Call me 'White boy,'

'Cracker,' 'Honkey,'

'Whitey,' 'Caveman,'

.....And that's OK.

But when I call you BOOGEDY,

BOOGEDY, Towel head,

Sand-BOOGEDY, Camel Jockey,

BOOGEDY, BOOGEDY, or BOOGEDY,

.....You call me a racist.

You say that whites commit a lot

of violence against you,

so why are the ghettos the most

dangerous places to live?

You have the United Negro College Fund.

You have Hispanic History Month.

You have Martin Luther King Day.

You have Asian History Month.

You have Black History Month.

You have Cesar Chavez Day.

You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi.

You have Yom Hashoah.

You have Kawanza.

You have the NAACP.

And you have BET.

If we had WET

(White Entertainment Television)

.....We'd be racists.

If we had a White Pride Day

.....You would call us racists.

If we had White History Month

.....We'd be racists.

If we had any organization for only whites

to 'advance' OUR lives,

.....We'd be racists.

We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce,

a Black Chamber of Commerce,

and then we just have the plain

Chamber of Commerce.

Wonder who pays for that?

If we had a college fund that only gave

white students scholarships

.....You know we'd be racists..

There are over 60 openly-proclaimed

Black-only Colleges in the US ,

yet if there were 'White-only Colleges'

.....THAT would be a racist college.

In the Million-Man March,

you believed that you were

marching for your race and rights.

If we marched for our race and rights,

.....You would call us racists.

You are proud to be black,

brown, yellow and red,

and you're not afraid to announce it.

But when we announce our white pride

.....You call us racists.

You rob us,

carjack us,

and shoot at us.

But, when a white police officer

shoots a black gang member

or beats up a black drug-dealer

who is running from the LAW and

posing a threat to ALL of society

.....You call him a racist.

I am proud.

.....But, you call me a racist.

Why is it that only whites

can be racists?

Oprah has sunk to a level only rivaled by Montel Williams and his Psychic Sylvia "Psycho" Brown and her many failed predictions including the one where she tells Shawn Hornbeck's parents that Shawn is dead. I don't understand why anyone would watch these loser's and their shows, but I guess there's a sucker born every minute. Anyway, this seems to be a recurring issue with Oprah who's "cred" is slipping far quicker than her waistline.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_amer
icas/article5409220.ece

Yesterday, I purchased 2 new cars. A Toyota for myself and a Honda for my daughter.
I am so angry that the government would use my tax dollars for a bailout and the greedy unions that I had to make a point. I traded in my 3 year old GM and will NEVER buy a UAW made car or GM/Ford, etc. car again! EVER! I know a lot of people that feel the same way.

If UAW and GM want to stay in business, they need to make cars that people want to spend their hard-earned money on! Toyota is the number one car seller in this Country because they figured out what people wanted and they made it. The greedy Unions could care less as long as they get more money than the average US worker for a brainless UNSKILLED job!

Here's an idea. Get used to flipping burgers because in a few years that's what you'll be doing. Just ask the Hazelwood Ford plant workers how it all worked out for them!

Oh, let us not forget that while a lot of companies are laying off workers, the morons (democrats) that caused Fannie May and Freddie Mac to fail, just gave themselves an average $4500 pay raise! How's that for your tax dollars at work!

Here's an example of another person's experience any why he chose to buy a Toyota.

http://sanitybluff.blogspot.com/2008/12/best-of-ah-of-b
luff.html

The president-elect on Thursday said that he held views "absolutely contrary" to Rick Warren on gay rights and abortion and described himself as "a fierce advocate for equality for gay and lesbian Americans."
Christian? I don't think so. Nor is anyone that voted for him.

Obama run his mouth about how republicans ran this country into 2 trillion dollars of debt and that he would "fix" the economy and pay off the debt. Hmm. Now, before he has even taken office, even his own predictions are that debt will increase to over 7-trillion because of the bail outs. Not surprised that he would say one thing and do another. It's the guy I expected to take office. When he started his campaign for the presidency he said he would only take public funds, a promise McCain kept and Obama did not. He took money from every special interest he could get his dirty mitts on. LIE 1. He also ran his campaign on the platform of change, then put the same people in his cabinet that filled the Clinton administration. Change? LIE 2. Now we have his fork-tongue telling us he will balance the economy, yet will at the same time increase our debt to 7-trillion. LIE 3.

I'm more inclined to believe the Russian analyst who said that the US is on the brink of collapse and break-up.
If it is bound to happen it will certainly happen in THIS administration. I'm actually looking forward to it. I think this Countries only chance for survival is taking it to the brink of destruction so that the people sitting on their immoral butts will wake up and realize the error of their ways. Is it time for a "NEW REVOLUTION?" A "NEW CIVIL WAR?"
I think so. We are in desperate need of HOUSE and SENATE cleaning. If it takes arms to do it, then so be it. We need to get back to the fundamentals that our forefathers gave us. We need to overturn certain laws which came into effect within the last 100 years that helped create the mess we're in today. Not EVERYONE should have the "right" to vote. If you have no VESTED interest in what goes on and you are NOT invested in this country then you should NOT be allowed to vote. Look at the 65-million morons that voted for Obama. There are ONLY 2 ways to see these people. Either as mis-informed voters, which is one reason NOT to allow them to vote, or they are immoral, anarchistic, socialist thugs that only want to see the demise of this country. Either way, NONE of these people should be allowed to vote.
We have to take and pass a test to drive, but any dolt can vote? I wonder if they let the mentally retarded vote?
Oh, I guess they already did. All 65-million of them.

http://www.drudgereport.com/flashrur.htm
http://www.glennbeck.com/content/articles/article/198/1
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How many zeros in a billion?

This is too true to be funny.

The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you w ant the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of it's releases. A.
A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. While this thought is still fresh in our brain... let's take a look at New Orleans .. It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division. Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D) is presently asking Congress for 250 BILLION DOLLARS to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number... what does it mean?
A. Well.. if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, and child) you each get $516,528.
B. Or.. if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.
C. Or.. if you are a family of four... your family gets $2,066,012. Washington, D. C
< HELLO! >
Are all your calculators broken??
Accounts Receivable Tax Air (cell phones)
Tax Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA) Fishing License Tax Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax Luxury Tax
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes Social Security Tax Road Usage Tax (Truckers) Sales Taxes
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax< /SPAN>
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago... and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt... We had the largest middle class in the world... and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What happened? Can you spell 'politicians!'
And I still have to press '1' for English.
I hope this goes around the USA at least 100 times
What the heck happened?????

Proposed Hallmark Cards

My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...

I noticed your cat.

Sorry!

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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.

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Looking back over the years

that we've been together,

I can't help but wonder...

' What the Hell was I thinking?'

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Congratulations on your wedding day!

Too bad no one likes your husband.

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How could two people as beautiful as you

Have such an ugly baby?

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I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,

someone to love.

After having met you ..

I've changed my mind.

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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I met you.

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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am....

That you're not here to ruin it for me.

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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...

Would you like to take this knife out of my back?

You'll probably need it again.

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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

(Available only in Tennessee, Arkansas , Kentucky & West Virginia )

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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.

Almost Lifelike!

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When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise.

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We have been friends for a very long time .

let's say we stop?

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I'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here.

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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the father was?

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Your friends and I wanted to do

something special for your birthday.

So we're having you put to sleep.

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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone
believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

It's an historic day in Missouri and the US. The people have spoken and elected the first mallato president. No, Obama is NOT black. Now, for all of you who are frustrated at the results, like myself, let me point out the glimmer of lights. I always choose to find the cup somehow half full rather than half empty, so here are the positives.

1. The screaming crybaby liberals will now have nothing to complain about, so we won't have to listen to their incessant and hateful, vile language anymore.

2. We conservatives are now in a position that no matter what happens negatively, they can no longer blame a conservative. For at least the next 2 years, we conservatives can now point our fingers and say "Look what Obama's done now." It's really a very good place to be because now the liberals can blame no one but themselves since they hold the office of president and congress, which by the way, is still holding a 8% approval rating, 3 times lower than that of our beloved Bush.

3. Three States added Constitutional Amendments to Gay Marriage. Arizona, Florida and California. Now San Francisco will have to negate ALL of the illegal marriages and the Defense of Marriage Act signed into law in 1996 by Bill Clinton, forbids the Federal Government from acknowledging Gay marriages even if a State approves it. That's a big win in my book.

4. Missouri passed a Constitutional Amendment making ENGLISH the official language.

5. I saved the Best for last. I STILL LIVE IN A RED STATE!!!! Missouri broke it's centuries long tradition of deciding who would be the next President. In the past, the candidate that won in Missouri won the Presidency ALL but one time in the complete history of this Country. We Missourians chose a perfect time in history to break that cycle and "SHOW" the rest of the Country that we remain conservative.

Don't know about you, but I'm looking forward to the next 4 years of pointing out every little mistake that the demoncrats make. No place to go now but up!

Too Bad. These people claim to have an office here in St. Louis, but it turns out it's a UPS store. Sad. If you know anyone getting married, you night want to show this to them.

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